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Carol Ann's House of Bewildering Facts of Life on Earth
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Hello! Might I introduce you all to a friend of mine?
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This photo here is of my good friend Ana. I am withholding her last name to prevent embarassing her family. You'd be embarassed to if your child was a smelly chimp. I keep telling her to bath but she says that bathes "are the devil". Ok, well Ana, so is body odor. Ana loves to play bocci ball and type letters on her typewritter to her imaganary friend, LoWanda. LoWanda is French,according to Ana. Right now, Ana is in New York City celebrating her 21st birthday. Happy Birthday, Ana!
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This is the planet Earth.
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Earth is my home. It is a very beautiful planet with lots of neat stuff on it. Like Denny's. Denny's is a great place to go anytime, because they are open 24 hours. Ana,her sister Toni(who is not a chimp),Erin, Laura, and I like to go there late at night to get snacks. I recommend the stellar Oreo Cookie Shakes. Ask for the waitress named Larry. She is South African,according to Ana, and has a nifty accent. Another interesting place on earth is a town called Hayfork. GO figure. I think the population is like 3.5 and they all eat grits and chittlins.
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Yeehaw! Howdy!Howdy!Howdy!
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In my hometown, Fairfield,California, we have a lot of 'urban cowboys'. They think they are real cowboys(note the picture to the left) only they have never ridden a horse,much less cut cattle, in their lives. Many of the guys drive raised Chevy truck with too-small tires and chew tabacco. Most of the girls are big hussies. Fortunately, most of the urban cowboys around here wear Wrangler jeans that are way too tight and cause sterility, therefore this city slicker breed is not procreated too often. Thank goodness.
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